They Don't Pay Me Enough,To Watch These Kids!

 '''They Don't Pay Me Enough,To Watch These Kids! is the 'first book of The Tales of Memaw'' series. It will soon be offically published sometime in 2015.

Level 1: Wow, this is the first episode ever
Memaw hears a knock at the door, but she instantly suspects evil is nearby. Memaw proceeds to take her magical sword that she actually bought at a local kids toy store, out and use it to defend herself. Memaw opens the door to find out, it was her grandchildren Daisy and Rock at the door. Memaw questions why they were here, to find out Daisy and Rock were gonna stay with her for the entire weekend. Memaw proceeds to throw and mini temper tantrum and allow both Daisy and Rock into the house with no explanation. First Appearances: Memaw, Daisy, Rock, and Sir Butler

Level 2: Join the Mario Fandom
Memaw is gonna go shopping, but has to take Daisy and Rock with her. So she asked Sir Butler to clean the entire house, while they are gone. While Memaw, Daisy, and Rock leave. Sir Butler quickly runs upstairs to quickly change into his Princess Peach costume, to do one of his famous role-plays. While finally changing, Sir Butler finally imagines that he is Princess Peach and calls out to Mario to save him from Bowser. Mario finally comes out and attacks Bowser, with a simple punch. Mario finally reunites with his "princess" that he saved, and almost gets a kiss, until Memaw finally coming back with the kids, to see Sir Butler dressed up as Princess Peach, leaving an utterly shocked look on both Memaw's and Sir Butler's face. Memaw then pushed Daisy and Rock forward, and her shutting the door leaving the house.

Level 3: Zeke
... Unlocked: Zeke

Level 6: Dad and Son
Unlocked: Dad and Son Appearances: The Monster Gorillas, Ryan, Mikey, Sadie

Level 9: Lavender
Unlocked: Lavender

Final Boss: Souper Memaw
Final Boss: Souper Memaw

Trivia

 * This is the first book of The Tales of Memaw series.
 * Mario, Bowser, and Link make small appearances in the book.